Today’s story is about love—the sweet, swift, sometimes bloody kind—and comes from comedian Mallory Wallace. This was Mallory’s second and final performance at The Narrators before leaving Colorado and moving to Nebraska. Congratulations, Lincoln, you’re one lucky town. Mallory’s story was recorded live on 21 June 2017 at the Buntport Theater in Denver, Colorado. The theme of the evening was “Road Trip.”

Our regular monthly shows will take place next Tuesday, 11 July at Tiger! Tiger! Tavern in San Diego and Wednesday, 19 July at Buntport Theater in Denver. Join us for an evening of true stories on the theme “Bars.” See you there!