We have a very different kind of story this week, brought to us from our good friend, Michael King, Denver designer, musician and art director for Birdy magazine.

A few years ago, Michael King bought an answering machine at a thrift store here in Denver. Inside that machine was a tape. What you’re about to hear is part of that tape.

The malfunctioning answering machine recorded more than just one-sided messages—sometimes it also recorded pieces of conversations. And through those conversations, Mike was able to piece together the story of the machine’s previous owners, Ed and Mimi, a diabetic elderly man and his adult, developmentally disabled daughter.

The recordings capture only brief moments of their lives, those times when they were slow to pick up the phone and the machine kicked on. But even from these little snippets, it’s surprisingly easy to piece together a narrative—friends and caretakers calling, family members visiting and using the phone, a larger community of people trying to care both of them. The whole thing is haunting, a testament to how even the discarded artifacts of our lives can tell a full story.

Michael has removed extended periods of silence, noise, feedback, and a few parts that revealed personal information about Ed and Mimi. The remaining nine minutes of the tape, which we’re sharing here, are otherwise unaltered. The music that accompanies the messages comes from one of Mike’s musical projects, Cities of Earth.

We have three upcoming shows in February: Our regular monthly shows take place on 9 February in San Diego and 17 February in Denver. The theme of those shows will be “DIY or DIE.” We’re also doing a special collaboration with Stories on Stage in Denver on 21 February. For more information and a list of all our 2016 themes, please visit our Events page.

This week’s story comes to you from San Diego writer Suzanne Hoyem—amateur taxidermy collector, novice Tarot card reader, and practiced social critic. Having spent the past decade at the finest junior colleges in Southern California, she has decided to stretch her wings, talk dirty, and influence people. She shared a story at the San Diego show on 12 January 2016, when the storytellers took on the theme of “Promise.”

You’ve got one more chance to catch The Narrators in January. If you’re in Denver, we’ll be hosting a miniature version of our show for Untitled at the Denver Art Museum on 29 January. We’ll be in the Danny Singer exhibit at 8pm, telling stories about “Family Vacation.”

Check out our Events page to get the latest news on upcoming shows and the themes for all of our 2016 shows.

So far, 2016 has been rough year for anglophiles. We’ve lost Lemmy and David Bowie and Alan Rickman already, and it’s not even February. The outpouring of grief and nostalgia and admiration over the last few weeks has been overwhelming but still inspiring—it’s clear that England still has an immense influence on American culture.

When news of David Bowie’s death hit social media, this week’s storyteller, Taylor Gonda, was the first person who came to mind. People were reaching out to her on Facebook as if Bowie were a biological uncle, and with good reason—time and time again, Taylor has proven her love for all things living in the shadow of the Union Jack. She’s a long-time favorite of The Narrators—but you may know her best as co-host of These Things Matter, the greatest pop culture podcast in all the land. Taylor’s story was recorded on 17 September 2014 at Buntport Theater in Denver, Colorado. The theme of the evening was “Schooled.”

Our next live event will take place on 20 January 2016 at Buntport Theater in Denver—the theme will be “Promise.” The show is free and starts at 8pm. We’re also hosting a miniature version of our show for Untitled at the Denver Art Museum on 29 January. We’ll be in the Danny Singer exhibit at 8pm, telling stories about “Family Vacation.” For a list of all our 2016 themes and information about other upcoming special events, please visit our Events page.

Happy New Year! This week’s story is told by Joe Holland, a San Diego-based writer. He deftly captures the complicated nature of family in this story based on the theme “Siblings.”

We are looking forward to 2016 and a new year of storytelling. We’ll kick it off in San Diego on Tuesday, 12 January, and in Denver on Wednesday, 20 January, with the theme “Promise.” We have posted all of our themes for the upcoming year, which you can find on our Events page. Take a look and get in touch if you’d like to join the roster of storytellers this year.

 

Over the years, we’ve heard lots of holiday stories at The Narrators, even when they’re out of season, because life just seems more significant during special events.

Like birthdays and graduations and anniversaries, holidays elevate themselves to a different status among the crowd of 365. As a species, we’re drawn to creating a spectacle. So many of us love obsessing over the logistics of special events—the meals, the friends and family members, the music, the gifts and the travel. And, because we think so much about the traditions and the execution, holidays sear themselves onto our memory in a way that just doesn’t happen with a regular day at work. We obsess, we ruminate, we revel and sometimes regret the tiniest of details. And it’s those details, those long-term emotional marks and memories, my friends, that make such excellent ingredients for a story.

Today’s story comes from Matthew Taylor. It’s not about Christmas, per se, but it is about a Jesus-themed birthday party, which is pretty darned close to Christmas if you ask me.  Matthew is an actor, improviser and author who hails from the small sailing village of Itchenor in the UK. His performance was adapted from a short story entitled “Surprise Party,” which is also a chapter in his award-winning autobiography, Goat Lips: Tales of a True Englishman. This story was recorded live on 16 September 2015; the theme of the evening was “Firsts.” Happy holidays, everyone.

Our next live events will take place on 12 January 2016 at Tiger!Tiger! in San Diego and 20 January 2016 at Buntport Theater in Denver—the theme will be “Promise.” Both shows are free and start at 8pm. For a list of all our 2016 themes and information about upcoming special events, please visit our Events page.

We’ve wrapped up our live shows for 2015. Thank you to all of you in Denver in San Diego and beyond who have helped to make 2015 one of our best years yet. We’re looking forward to 2016, and to that end we have posted all of our themes for the upcoming year, which you can find on our Events page. We’ll be back in the new year ready for love and war and whatever else the world throws at us. In the meantime, please enjoy this story, shared at our San Diego show in December. Amy Lisewski, founder and director of Finest City Improv, told a pretty amazing tale about the true connections of family when we tackled the theme of “Siblings.”

And here’s one last call to hear from you folks out there in podcast land. If you want to get us a gift for Christmas, please consider taking a moment to rate this podcast on iTunes. It only takes 15 seconds but really does help our ranking there.

Our theme music is by our friend Whalehawk (aka the Grammy-nominated musician Jake Sanders).